Penang Sensation (Part 6ix): Let's release a Final Result

Jing-Geli-Bear, jing-Geli-Bear, Xmas's here. Everytimes when Xmas arrive, i was always like so emotionals and...OLD; as another year...GONE!! I love to flash back what i had done this whole year, probably BORE; Play back what songs i love to listen this year; Recall back what movies i love to watch, and of course, people i love and sayang this year. Oh ya, and don't aspect i will forget the things that annoyyed me this whole year...i recalled vividly.

Here comes my favourite songs of 2008: (Probably some sort like top 10 list, oooiiicher!!)
10) Just Stand Up!- Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Ciara, Rihanna, Carrie Underwood, Mary J Blind, Fergie, Leona Lewis, Miley Cyrus and More...

09) Take A Bow- Rihanna

08) 钟无艳-谢安琪

07) Crush- David Archuleta

06) So What- Pink

05) Love Story- Taylor Swift

04) Piece Of Me- Britney Spears

03) Innocence- Avril Lavigne

02) Bleeding Love- Leona Lewis

01) Womanizer- Britney Spears


YES...im bias on Britney...Apa then...
And here come the favourite Movies:

10) High School Musical 3

09) Incredible Hulk

08) Wanted

07) Eagle Eyes

06) Beverly Hills Chihuahua

05) Iron Man

04) Kung Fu Panda

03) Batman Returns

02) Mamma Mia

01) Bolt

Cute Bolt is top of my list....Apart from the favourite, of course, will have the Worst....However i will makes them simple and brief....

The Songs that make me Pengsan:

05) Live your Life- Rihanna feat T.I.

04) Let it Rock- Kevin Rudolph feat Lil Wayne

03) Burnin' Up- Jonas Brothers (Hate them)

02) Paper Planes- MIA

01) Disturbia- Rihanna

Fucking hate this song....Really makes me disturbia....
And now are the movies that makes my SLEEP:

05) Cloverfield

04) Max Payne

03) Alien Vs Predetor (Spell Correct??)

02) Disaster Movie

01) My Best Friend's girl

ok..thats all man! Anyhow, 2009 is coming and im still anticipating some 'extra-ordianary' things happen...May God blessed you and Happy Xmas! See You then...

Cheer

Penang Sensation (Part 5ive): The Resign Letter

Oh ya, it's almost year end and i can probably heard the calling from UTAR. Before i going back to school life (back to holiday), i really need to think of how to write my resign letter. At the meantime, i have one in my mind already.....like this:

1234.Jln ABC,
tmn mati,
31900 Penang.

CPA Sdn. Bhd,
Jln Pork Chop,
31110 Penang.

Dear Ms Ooi,

I'm writing this letter is to inform that i'm QUIT. I fucking hate this job and the colleagues here are damn ugly and fat. I can't stand it anymore. I want Leng Lui and Leng Zai to makes my eyes comfortable, and now, see what your company did to me; i almost BLIND as 'the view' here are tooo damn horrible.

Apart from that, i wanna kick AiMei, the Queen of Pork's Ass. I can't wait to see her getting more fat and ugly (always eat eat eat). The job here are damn boring and lame, which are also not challenge at all, i still confuse about how this company can survive till now.

Meanwhile, Mr. Boss, don't always sleep in your room, come late, and laugh like a monkey; You are boss, so be boss. Ai Mei, don't always eat eat eat and scold people, you just a CLERK who more OLDER. Ms. Lim, stop talking to air, it's so geli when see someone talk to herself so enjoyable and stop criticized people before you 'wake up'. All the aunties, don't be kepochi la, YES, i'm leavin', ape then!! Ting Ting the fat ass, you will never have the chance to kacao me edi, hurray.

Finally, i will never step into this company again. Bye.

Sincerely,
Ken Ong

Well, this probably what i wanna write....But, i'm not that mean tho. I'm 'easy come easy go' de... Naaa, this is the official letter:

1234.Jln ABC,
tmn mati,
31900 Penang.

CPA Sdn. Bhd,
Jln Pork Chop,
31110 Penang.

Dear Ms Ooi,

This will confirm my resignation as General Assistant at CPA Sdn Bhd and wish to advise you that Dec 31, 2008, will be my last day of employment.

My experience with CPA has been very rewarding. I appreciate having had the opportunity to work for such a fine company. I wish you and the organization continued success.

Sincerely,
Ken Ong

Haha, fine right? Well, can't deny, i'm shallow...SO WHAT!!!

Cheer.

Penang Sensation (Part Four): Super Bark with Fucking Surprise

I've watched 'Bolt' on Saturday and it was awesome (all i can said). I can't actually aspect the story are so....unieque, as base on the poster, what i can see is just the Super dog something like that; however, i've made the big mistake. It's different, totally. Just go watch it if got time, well, u can skip the Madagascar, it's not bad, but not better than Bolt.

Animated film will be good only if produced by Walt Disney. That's the fact, we all can't deny tho. Looks at others animated films like Madagascar and Sharktale...they are nothing tho. Not funny and pointless.

Bolt is so cute, it's definitely because he is in white. I love white doggy, like Shinchan's dog, Shiro. But then in the movie, Mittens, the cat grabbed all my attention. She is sooo adorable (although she is not cute like Bolt), she is sooo funny. I laughed in the theater like i was a Five years old kid...

Oh ya, my friends Sam is going to marry soon; that was the fucking big surprise for me. I'm surprise not because she get marry soon but i realised that i'm getting OLD....My friend are going to marry means our ages is getting bigger, shit. Fong, u r totally right, it's really true like our age. How sad....

I'm gonna makes this one brief, congrat Samantha, don't worry, i will give u ang pau when u marry but don't forget yours when CNY.

Cheer.

Penang Sensation (Part Three): When Degree Cow meets Degree Pork

It’s been a while I didn’t update my blog. I’ve been busy these few weeks, well probably working. A lot of tasks need me to perform, many calculation need to calculate and I really didn’t have time to write blog in office. (Well, now you know what I normally did last time in office) Surprisingly, I finally can work like cow.

As busy, time can passed very the fast. Like a blink of the eyes, it’s been a month I survive in Pork Chop Inc. Within this month, I’ve learned how to communicate with an ‘outdated’ pork as well as a ‘sombong’ pork. I’ve been confessed by few pork which straightly asked my available status face to face. I was so shock and I really don’t know how to give feedback to their ‘honesty’. My mind just wondering, repeating the same question, ‘am I that handsome?’ well, via those pork ‘s response, probably YES….Hehe…

I still recall vividly a conversation between my colleague, Yen mei, who have the same name with my course mate at UTAR. (Refer to picture)

As convenient, I present the conversation via dialogue form.

Y= Yen Mei K=Ken

Y: Ken, are you going to the annual dinner?

K: (without thinking) No, why?

Y: Why you don’t go? Go lar, I will introduce few leng lui to u…

K: (Try to be not so surprise as I know my company only got pork) Who?

Y: Aiya, Leng Lui lor, and you know ar, got lucky draw somemore oh…

K: (Ape then) What is the main prize?

Y: TV set lor

K: Ceh, I thought is civil.

Y: Wah, you dreaming ar? I got exam also go ar, you so free also don’t want go! Heartless

K: What exam?

Y: DEGREE (well, she said it loud tho)

K: Oh, what course?

Y: DEGREE

K: (I was in control so that I wont laugh) Ok, degree in….

Y: Accounting.

K: ok, it is like what LCCI, something like that?

Y: No, Im DEGREE. (Like she the only DEGREE there)

She probably wants to show off she having a degree course currently, but then, think twice, I’m the freelancer there and a full time DEGREE student, ape ni babi showed off her degree in front of me because she think she is the only one who deserve this education. Sabar la Ken, sabar…

Oh ya, next week Britney’s new album circus will come to town. I really can’t wait to have it. On that particular day, I will rush to either Gurney or Queensbay to grab the CD. Oh my, so excited.

I miss Kampar Kopi bing, miss ah Gao’ mee, miss my mum, my sister, my dad, and my brother. Can’t wait to meet my Kampar friends too. Kuan, don’t worry, I will back kampar, and Hee, don’t forget to bring me souvenir from Sydney. Fong and Yin, need to see you guys when CNY lor. Peter, Gary, Neeli, and SOME of the course mates (Not all tho), you guys will never know how much I miss you guys…. I love you all…muax….See you then

Cheer

Penang Sensation (Part Two) : Cinema Dilemma

That’s why I said, city is really a city. Within 2weeks at Penang, I can actually watched 4movies continuously. Well, probably can’t do this in Kampar tho. Mostly of my ‘watch list’ are bullshit, can’t deny that, however, still have one or two are still can pass through my vision.

Let’s talk about Mamma Mia. Oh, what can I said, a fabulous movie with fantastic story line which featuring the main themes from ABBA. Great songs, nice characters, smooth story-line, and the sea are God damn Blue. I love the way they using ABBA’s song to represent the story, it was just sooo fit. Like the songs is born for the movie.

Next, Disaster Movie. It’s just got the right name. Really a disaster. I probably think that the movie is SHORT. Not even an hour I think. Talking shit with disaster story which mostly copy from Cloverfield, Enchanted, and Indiana Jones. If someone come and suck my dick, I also will reject to watch it again in my whole life.

Ok, Max payne turn. The movie voted as the worst movie of the year, quit pity, but deserve. For the people who haven’t watched it yet, don’t cheat by the cool black angels, it’s just an illusion; for people who watched it, please join my anti max payne group. The press really play a great role in misunderstood the publics, especially Malaysia’s press which rated ‘must watch’ on it as the movie will appear lots of alien creature to kill people. Bullshit, the ‘angels’ just an illusion cause by drugs. Suck cock man.

One movie makes me calm down abit will belongs to Eagle Eye. I do enjoy my time while watching it. Although others may say it’s slightly similar with ‘I Robot’, I totally feel

it’s better than Max Payne thousand times. My personally favorite phrase from the movie will be ‘u has been activated’, no reason, just love it….haha. Two things I’m not very satisfied about the movie is, Shia La

Beouf is too skinny and Billy Bod Thomas was not suite for the role of FBI agent as he looks too ‘weak’. Fussy right, but then, nice movie.

Last and the latest, lousy My Best friend’s Girl. It’s a comedy tho, but…I didn’t laugh at all. It’s that make sense? If you can avoid this movie, please do so…(I should be watch High School Musical that time..huhu) Lots of part has been censor, thanks Malaysia for the open

minded. But it’s not the main points, vital is, the movie suck.

Oh my God, the only movie worth me to step into the theater will be High School Musical. Don’t let me dow

n man…

Cheer

Penang Sensation (Part One): Pork Chop Inc.

It’s been a week I work at Penang. The life is fun, the food is nice but then the working environment is SUCK. I’m working as a general assistant in one paper agency (which includes all magazines and newspapers). Working here is such a BORE duty to me. It is too ‘admin’ tho. Everyday I just punch punch hole, file file ling, type type words, dream dream ming, see see file, go go toilet……that’s all. LAME.

Suddenly I felt like how lucky I am as I only work for part time here (well, they didn’t know of course); how lucky I am as I have PR as my main course for degree (I will totally say bye bye to admin work in future). Lame work, cold environment, old building, and full of Pork-Chopssss.

My left, my right, my front, my back, you name it….are pork chopsssss. Well, there is no offence here, pork chop still human, just their faces and bodies figure quite extraordinary. Not only via their expression but also attitudes and behaviors. Some of them are nice, well, some…probably can count by one hand; most of them are evil.

Let me introduce the Queen of the Pork which belongs to Ai Mei, the bitch who sits on my right sides. (Refer to picture please) OMG, she makes me HOT, raised my temper when talked about her. Ugly face, fat figure, evil attitudes, stupid mind, pig brain, donkey legs, fish ball eyes, so

ldier’s arm, owl’s voice……none of her things are good.

This job really helps me open my eyes big big as I haven’t met some pork evil than her. She is just……bugaboo.

However, im still blessing as God still let me work at Penang so that I can stick with my baby. Although work is boring and sien-ING, it’s only for 2months tho….Hehe.

Cheer.

Britney Spears (Second Version)

A HIT, ONE MORE TIME: For the second week in a row, the record for the biggest leap to No. 1 on The Billboard Hot 100 has been broken.

That new record set by “Live Your Life” only lasted one week, as Britney Spears’ “Womanizer” blasts 96-1, almost - but not quite - the biggest jump to pole position possible.

There are only four other positions on the chart from which an artist could make a greater bound to the top. Once a single does take the inevitable 100-1 ride, we can all be assured the record will never be broken again.

Looking at this week’s Hot 100 might make you wonder if that 100-1 jump is going to happen next week. Debuting in the anchor slot is a new Beyonce single, “If I Were a Boy”. But don’t look for a new record to be set when you read the next edition of Chart Beat. “If I Were a Boy” is charting based on early airplay - that’s the same way Spears’ “Womanizer” entered at No. 96 last week. The difference is that a digital single of “If I Were a Boy” wasn’t released this week, so there isn’t going to be an injection of sales to fuel a big “Boy” move. Additional airplay will allow the Beyonce track to move up, and an eventual digital release could result in an impressive jump to first place, but not a record-setting move.

Since we have a new record-holder, here is an update of the list published last week, summarizing the dozen songs that have leapt to No. 1 from No. 31 or below:

96-1: “Womanizer,” Britney Spears (Oct. 25, 2008)
80-1: “Live Your Life,” T.I. featuring Rihanna (Oct. 18, 2008)
71-1: “Whatever You Like,” T.I. (Sept. 6, 2008)
64-1: “Makes Me Wonder,” Maroon 5 (Sept. 12, 2007)
53-1: “Take a Bow,” Rihanna (May 24, 2008)
52-1: “A Moment Like This,” Kelly Clarkson (Oct. 5, 2002)
51-1: “Love in This Club,” Usher featuring Young Jeezy (March 15, 2008)
42-1: “Give It to Me,” Timbaland featuring Justin Timberlake and Nelly Furtado (April 21, 2007)
41-1: “Umbrella,” Rihanna featuring Jay-Z (June 9, 2007)
34-1: “SOS,” Rihanna (May 13, 2006)
32-1: “This Is Why I’m Hot,” Mims (March 10, 2007)
31-1: “SexyBack,” Justin Timberlake (Sept. 9, 2006)

“Womanizer” puts Britney back in control of the Hot 100 for the first time in nine years and nine months, since her first chart entry, “…Baby One More Time” ruled the list. That’s the longest gap between No. 1 songs since Cher’s “Believe” moved into the penthouse 10 days shy of 25 years after “Dark Lady.”

“Believe” began its reign in March 1999, just four weeks after “…Baby One More Time” ended its run at the top.
“Womanizer” is Spears’ 18th chart entry and sixth top 10 hit. Two of her three biggest hits have occurred in the last 13 months. Here’s how those half-dozen top 10 songs fared:

No. 1: “…Baby One More Time” (1999)
No. 1: “Womanizer” (2008)
No. 3: “Gimme More” (2007)
No. 9: “Ooops!…I Did It Again” (2000)
No. 9: “Toxic” (2004)
No. 10: “(You Drive Me) Crazy” (1999)

Finally, Spears is one of just a small group of artists who have spent time at No. 1 on the Hot 100 in the 20th and 21st centuries.

Britney Spears

Born in December 2, 1981; she already 26 this year. Came out with the first and foremost “…Baby one more time’ which gained huge successes on 1999. I was thinking about how I know her. Well, Cherrie Ding definitely. She was the one introduced me the songs but I was only take attention on Britney second single “Sometimes” (Can’t deny, I prefer Christina Aguilera in the first place)

Britney is the most gorgeous entertainer I ever seen. I love her since 1999 till now. Oh my, and I can’t stop loving her. All people around me always told me she’s fat; she’s aunty; she’s cheap; she’s nothing but meat; she’s botak (not anymore); she’s out; she’s old; she’s annoying, but then, I still love her. She is just…different from others. Ok, she can’t sing, but at least she can dance and her songs all are HITS. We can’t actually deny on her succeed and Nielson will proved it all. She is one of the best-selling artists in this world (Not even Christina Aguilera or Avril Lavigne can beat her).

I love to view her video too. I don’t know me, but music video actually can affect my views to a song. However, Britney do makes me have a big jump on her music video. Her videos are trademark. Every single of them showed different Britney within it. My favorite video will be “Oops…I did it again”, just don’t know why!

Don’t tell me to pick up my favorite Britney’s song as it’s a lot of them. “Toxic” which gained her the first Grammy and ‘Piece of me’ win her the first three MoonMan from MTV video music awards this year. She got 4 Number one albums (“Blackout” debuted in Number 2) I probably think that “Blackout” is one of my favorite albums besides “baby” as it’s quite coherent and entertaining.

And now, what I’m waiting for is the highly-anticipated “Circus” coming to town. Oh, I can’t wait to have that album now. But then it’ll release on December 2 this year, same as Britney’s birthday. Oh Ya, Chin Shu Kuan, don’t forget you said will present me the album o….

And hor, Britney mentioned will begin her world tour at Asia. Well, I didn’t expect she will come to this ‘open-minded’ Malaysia, but if she go Singapore, I will very please to join the heat. Finally, bless u my dear Britney….Muax Muacks

The man who can or just a wimp?

Guess what?
New life, new style, new beginning, new story.

Ong Wai Hong, Ken burst into the public consciousness two years ago by accepting the job that no one wanted. (Think so) And guess what, he still survive! Hallelujah！

Born in 1986 Feb. 13th, grew up in Johor but mind in his favorite Kampar, makes him become very approachable and simple. In fact, he remembers he has changed some schools and met some good friends. Primary school, secondary school, and college. He has lovely father, brother and it is actually his elder sister Jessica Ong and mother Chun to whom he look up to. At the end of the day, whenever I am home, I’m just one of the kids again.

He believes in God but not the superstitious sort! Believe that many things that happen in life are beyond our control. We probably can influence only about 30 per cent- the rest is in God’s hands. We just need to be humble and accept it.

He probably will start his new life study instead of work. However, as what people mentioned, life will never stop no matter what you do and where you hide. It would seem that in music, he finds some solace from the pressure and challenges he faces constantly at life.

Life is short, so play hard…but work harder.

For Donald Trump, he is wimp.
For his best friends and family, he’s Ken (Can).

Cheer.