Penang Sensation (Part Two) : Cinema Dilemma

That’s why I said, city is really a city. Within 2weeks at Penang, I can actually watched 4movies continuously. Well, probably can’t do this in Kampar tho. Mostly of my ‘watch list’ are bullshit, can’t deny that, however, still have one or two are still can pass through my vision.

Let’s talk about Mamma Mia. Oh, what can I said, a fabulous movie with fantastic story line which featuring the main themes from ABBA. Great songs, nice characters, smooth story-line, and the sea are God damn Blue. I love the way they using ABBA’s song to represent the story, it was just sooo fit. Like the songs is born for the movie.

Next, Disaster Movie. It’s just got the right name. Really a disaster. I probably think that the movie is SHORT. Not even an hour I think. Talking shit with disaster story which mostly copy from Cloverfield, Enchanted, and Indiana Jones. If someone come and suck my dick, I also will reject to watch it again in my whole life.

Ok, Max payne turn. The movie voted as the worst movie of the year, quit pity, but deserve. For the people who haven’t watched it yet, don’t cheat by the cool black angels, it’s just an illusion; for people who watched it, please join my anti max payne group. The press really play a great role in misunderstood the publics, especially Malaysia’s press which rated ‘must watch’ on it as the movie will appear lots of alien creature to kill people. Bullshit, the ‘angels’ just an illusion cause by drugs. Suck cock man.

One movie makes me calm down abit will belongs to Eagle Eye. I do enjoy my time while watching it. Although others may say it’s slightly similar with ‘I Robot’, I totally feel

it’s better than Max Payne thousand times. My personally favorite phrase from the movie will be ‘u has been activated’, no reason, just love it….haha. Two things I’m not very satisfied about the movie is, Shia La

Beouf is too skinny and Billy Bod Thomas was not suite for the role of FBI agent as he looks too ‘weak’. Fussy right, but then, nice movie.

Last and the latest, lousy My Best friend’s Girl. It’s a comedy tho, but…I didn’t laugh at all. It’s that make sense? If you can avoid this movie, please do so…(I should be watch High School Musical that time..huhu) Lots of part has been censor, thanks Malaysia for the open

minded. But it’s not the main points, vital is, the movie suck.

Oh my God, the only movie worth me to step into the theater will be High School Musical. Don’t let me dow

n man…

Cheer

Penang Sensation (Part One): Pork Chop Inc.

It’s been a week I work at Penang. The life is fun, the food is nice but then the working environment is SUCK. I’m working as a general assistant in one paper agency (which includes all magazines and newspapers). Working here is such a BORE duty to me. It is too ‘admin’ tho. Everyday I just punch punch hole, file file ling, type type words, dream dream ming, see see file, go go toilet……that’s all. LAME.

Suddenly I felt like how lucky I am as I only work for part time here (well, they didn’t know of course); how lucky I am as I have PR as my main course for degree (I will totally say bye bye to admin work in future). Lame work, cold environment, old building, and full of Pork-Chopssss.

My left, my right, my front, my back, you name it….are pork chopsssss. Well, there is no offence here, pork chop still human, just their faces and bodies figure quite extraordinary. Not only via their expression but also attitudes and behaviors. Some of them are nice, well, some…probably can count by one hand; most of them are evil.

Let me introduce the Queen of the Pork which belongs to Ai Mei, the bitch who sits on my right sides. (Refer to picture please) OMG, she makes me HOT, raised my temper when talked about her. Ugly face, fat figure, evil attitudes, stupid mind, pig brain, donkey legs, fish ball eyes, so

ldier’s arm, owl’s voice……none of her things are good.

This job really helps me open my eyes big big as I haven’t met some pork evil than her. She is just……bugaboo.

However, im still blessing as God still let me work at Penang so that I can stick with my baby. Although work is boring and sien-ING, it’s only for 2months tho….Hehe.

Cheer.

Britney Spears (Second Version)

A HIT, ONE MORE TIME: For the second week in a row, the record for the biggest leap to No. 1 on The Billboard Hot 100 has been broken.

That new record set by “Live Your Life” only lasted one week, as Britney Spears’ “Womanizer” blasts 96-1, almost - but not quite - the biggest jump to pole position possible.

There are only four other positions on the chart from which an artist could make a greater bound to the top. Once a single does take the inevitable 100-1 ride, we can all be assured the record will never be broken again.

Looking at this week’s Hot 100 might make you wonder if that 100-1 jump is going to happen next week. Debuting in the anchor slot is a new Beyonce single, “If I Were a Boy”. But don’t look for a new record to be set when you read the next edition of Chart Beat. “If I Were a Boy” is charting based on early airplay - that’s the same way Spears’ “Womanizer” entered at No. 96 last week. The difference is that a digital single of “If I Were a Boy” wasn’t released this week, so there isn’t going to be an injection of sales to fuel a big “Boy” move. Additional airplay will allow the Beyonce track to move up, and an eventual digital release could result in an impressive jump to first place, but not a record-setting move.

Since we have a new record-holder, here is an update of the list published last week, summarizing the dozen songs that have leapt to No. 1 from No. 31 or below:

96-1: “Womanizer,” Britney Spears (Oct. 25, 2008)
80-1: “Live Your Life,” T.I. featuring Rihanna (Oct. 18, 2008)
71-1: “Whatever You Like,” T.I. (Sept. 6, 2008)
64-1: “Makes Me Wonder,” Maroon 5 (Sept. 12, 2007)
53-1: “Take a Bow,” Rihanna (May 24, 2008)
52-1: “A Moment Like This,” Kelly Clarkson (Oct. 5, 2002)
51-1: “Love in This Club,” Usher featuring Young Jeezy (March 15, 2008)
42-1: “Give It to Me,” Timbaland featuring Justin Timberlake and Nelly Furtado (April 21, 2007)
41-1: “Umbrella,” Rihanna featuring Jay-Z (June 9, 2007)
34-1: “SOS,” Rihanna (May 13, 2006)
32-1: “This Is Why I’m Hot,” Mims (March 10, 2007)
31-1: “SexyBack,” Justin Timberlake (Sept. 9, 2006)

“Womanizer” puts Britney back in control of the Hot 100 for the first time in nine years and nine months, since her first chart entry, “…Baby One More Time” ruled the list. That’s the longest gap between No. 1 songs since Cher’s “Believe” moved into the penthouse 10 days shy of 25 years after “Dark Lady.”

“Believe” began its reign in March 1999, just four weeks after “…Baby One More Time” ended its run at the top.
“Womanizer” is Spears’ 18th chart entry and sixth top 10 hit. Two of her three biggest hits have occurred in the last 13 months. Here’s how those half-dozen top 10 songs fared:

No. 1: “…Baby One More Time” (1999)
No. 1: “Womanizer” (2008)
No. 3: “Gimme More” (2007)
No. 9: “Ooops!…I Did It Again” (2000)
No. 9: “Toxic” (2004)
No. 10: “(You Drive Me) Crazy” (1999)

Finally, Spears is one of just a small group of artists who have spent time at No. 1 on the Hot 100 in the 20th and 21st centuries.

Britney Spears

Born in December 2, 1981; she already 26 this year. Came out with the first and foremost “…Baby one more time’ which gained huge successes on 1999. I was thinking about how I know her. Well, Cherrie Ding definitely. She was the one introduced me the songs but I was only take attention on Britney second single “Sometimes” (Can’t deny, I prefer Christina Aguilera in the first place)

Britney is the most gorgeous entertainer I ever seen. I love her since 1999 till now. Oh my, and I can’t stop loving her. All people around me always told me she’s fat; she’s aunty; she’s cheap; she’s nothing but meat; she’s botak (not anymore); she’s out; she’s old; she’s annoying, but then, I still love her. She is just…different from others. Ok, she can’t sing, but at least she can dance and her songs all are HITS. We can’t actually deny on her succeed and Nielson will proved it all. She is one of the best-selling artists in this world (Not even Christina Aguilera or Avril Lavigne can beat her).

I love to view her video too. I don’t know me, but music video actually can affect my views to a song. However, Britney do makes me have a big jump on her music video. Her videos are trademark. Every single of them showed different Britney within it. My favorite video will be “Oops…I did it again”, just don’t know why!

Don’t tell me to pick up my favorite Britney’s song as it’s a lot of them. “Toxic” which gained her the first Grammy and ‘Piece of me’ win her the first three MoonMan from MTV video music awards this year. She got 4 Number one albums (“Blackout” debuted in Number 2) I probably think that “Blackout” is one of my favorite albums besides “baby” as it’s quite coherent and entertaining.

And now, what I’m waiting for is the highly-anticipated “Circus” coming to town. Oh, I can’t wait to have that album now. But then it’ll release on December 2 this year, same as Britney’s birthday. Oh Ya, Chin Shu Kuan, don’t forget you said will present me the album o….

And hor, Britney mentioned will begin her world tour at Asia. Well, I didn’t expect she will come to this ‘open-minded’ Malaysia, but if she go Singapore, I will very please to join the heat. Finally, bless u my dear Britney….Muax Muacks